David Touretzky at work: Part 1

This is how David Touretzky spends his time while he is supposedly doing “research” at Carnegie Mellon University.

David Touretzky: “http://www.anorexic-rec.com/ … the nice thing about this site is that these anorexic women are happy with their looks. Which is more than can be said for a lot of people. Calista Flockhart But the women on that page are willing to take their clothes off, which gives them one up on ol’ Calista.”

Deana Holmes: “does it make you hot?”

Tim: “you’re sick”

David Touretzky: “the women on that page are too skinny even for me but Calista still makes me hot. Anyway, that anorexic porn site is a *pay* site. It’s $14.95/month for the really hardcore stuff. … [I] like the concept of amputee porn. Makes the women feel good about themselves. … I do have this picture of a quadruple amputee with nice boobs. She’s looking straight at the camera, a smile on her face, calm, self-possessed. She’s doing fine.”