David Touretzky criticizing Geraldo Rivera. Could it be because he hates Hispanics? Here is what Touretzky has to say about Hispanics: “Man, Hispanics are fucked up, which is why they’re still working class. Dipshits.”
Ida Camburn: “Some conservatives are angry as Fox has hired Geraldo.”
David Touretzky: “Hiring Geraldo sure didn’t do much for their image. He’s a creep.”
Barbara Graham: “I can’t watch Geraldo. Last night he was blathering on about how all the other journalists in Afghanistan were weenies but big brave Rivera brought you the real news!”
David Touretzky: “Geraldo is so full of shit… and everyone knows it.”
Rob Clark: “Rivera was a huge liar. Rivera makes me sick. I think Fox just hired him to make liberals look like they are all stupid liars. It doesn’t help that he has a hairy burrito on his upper lip.”
Rob Clark: “He’s a tail-chasing narcissist.”
Barbara Graham: “I thought it was a Chupacabra!”
David Touretzky: “His head wouldn’t fit in al Capone’s vault.”
Rob Clark: “Would if you popped it with a pin.